brainstatic:

This was posted to Reddit with 100% seriousness.

brainstatic:

This was posted to Reddit with 100% seriousness.

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berrodtherapscallion:

me getting onto tumblr in the morning

(Source: gravityfells)

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  • Margaery: I mean an orgy in a non-sexual way, just for like the arc de triumph, that’s it.
  • Sansa: What’s an arc de triumph?
  • Margaery: This is when two dudes go down on us - this is how I picture it - they’re butt to butt, and then you and I do Oprah hands.
  • Sansa: Ohh, I see. I see. Totally non-sexual. We just stare at each other, right? As the dudes go down on us at the same time?
  • Margaery: Yeah, exactly.
  • Sansa: So, we’re making a lot of eye contact?
  • Margaery: Yeah, it’s like a feminism thing.

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psych2go:

its not a fact but it made me giggle

psych2go:

its not a fact but it made me giggle

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Idea for the next ac game:

estpolis:

shortcake-s:

no balloon furniture

i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it

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i really liked the line “you look nice! have you washed” because to me that felt like what the doctor could be like- he’s wierd and alien and he doesn’t get humans some of the time, even just for comic effect, but it’s not offensive or stereotyping, he’s not playing along with established stereotypes he’s just mentally a little to the left of everyone else.

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idea: a website that is literally just a searchable database of what different animals sound like

with the option for babies of each species too

iphotographlove:

eventualprocrastination:

thebiscuiteternal:

typette:

nadiaoxford:

evilsoutherngentleman:

megan-is-a-doll:

dorkly:

"Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer

"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"

I just laughed so hard I almost puked.

I am so glad I know you, and that people make things like this.

This is humanity’s most important achievement. 

someone make a fucking hardcore techno remix of this shit with a sick bass line and synths, DO IT

Ugly wheezing laughter.

As someone who was alive and kicking during the ’80s I can confirm this is 100% accurate as to how the decade sounded.

I. Love. This.

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unclefather:

he thinks he’s going somewhere

we all do

unclefather:

he thinks he’s going somewhere

we all do

(Source: nin10dogleftthebuilding)

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